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April 19, 2005
Modesty
I haven't got the answers for everything.
I don't know which brand of overpriced toothpaste whitens the best, or whether or not to buy a pair of crew socks over not-socks. I don't know how many calories are in a single serving of breakfast cereal, and I can't tell you the amount of Vitamin D I'm getting in each glass of 2% milk. I can't remember how many miles away the moon is from the earth (Two quarters of astronomy gone down the tubes), and I can't be counted on to recite the life cycle of the fly.
I couldn't change a tire if my life depended on it. And I'm sure that I won't be much use in a medical emergency. I wasn't around to hear Lincoln deliver the Gettysburg Address, so you'll have to pardon me for screwing up a few words here and there. And if you really want to know, I can't decide if I'm going to shave my legs tonight or next Wednesday, or if I'd rather get fat on pizza or lo mein.
I just don't know.
So honestly, God, you can't be too upset if I'm not completely sure about you, either... Can you?
Today's Soundtrack: "New Deep," John Mayer
posted at 1:08 p.m.
