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August 02, 2004

One of These Things is Not Like the Others...

My virtual Terror Alert Level is looking ridiculous. There's an elevated orange (Ernie) risk in DC and New York, but just a moderate yellow (Bert) risk for the rest of the country? Does anybody else think that this whole color-by-number security system is a bit whacked-out? When the government is going to announce a hike in the terror grid, I want some definite results, not some arbitrary chart of colors. It's enough to make a person want to get up and start doing the Snuffleuppagus dance.

posted at 3:56 p.m.

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