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December 30, 2004 - Splendora, Thy Name Is Vanity
December 29, 2004 - Commerce, TX
December 28, 2004 - All that Glitters is Gold
December 27, 2004 - Uh-Huh, This My Shit. All The Girls Stomp Your Feet Like This
December 23, 2004 - These Boots Were Made for Walking
December 16, 2004 - Eggs Florentine
November 05, 2004 - Fixated
November 04, 2004 - The Spirit of America
November 03, 2004 - Running on Empty
November 01, 2004 - The Cold Shoulder
October 29, 2004 - To Ted Kennedy: With Love
October 28, 2004 - Doing His Part
October 22, 2004 - Crass
October 20, 2004 - Good Luck Charm
October 17, 2004 - Self-Help is on the Way!
October 17, 2004 - Tell It Like It Is
October 14, 2004 - Spent
October 13, 2004 - Beggars Can't Be Choosers
October 12, 2004 - True Dat
October 11, 2004 - Maybe Some Faith Would Do Me Good
October 04, 2004 - Table for Two, Please
October 03, 2004 - Wunderbar!
September 29, 2004 - Frick on a Stick!
September 28, 2004 - Somebody Told Me You Have a Boyfriend Who Looked Like a Girlfriend That I Had in February of Last Year
September 27, 2004 - Porno for Pyros
September 25, 2004 - Pasta Del Monte
September 24, 2004 - It's Kismet, I'm Sure
September 23, 2004 - A Rose by Any Other Name Would Smell as Sweet
September 21, 2004 - Midwestern Expatriate
September 17, 2004 - Speak 'N Spell
September 15, 2004 - Hullo, Asshat!
September 14, 2004 - Riboflavin: Does a Body Good
September 06, 2004 - Regularly Scheduled Programming
August 30, 2004 - First Born Child
August 30, 2004 - E Pluribus Unum
August 29, 2004 - Here; Have a Coronary
August 28, 2004 - Rub One Out
August 21, 2004 - Constraints
August 12, 2004 - Believe it or Not
August 05, 2004 - Adam Lives in Theory
August 03, 2004 - Go-Go-Gadget 80's Childhood Deflator
August 02, 2004 - One of These Things is Not Like the Others...
August 02, 2004 - Papa Was a Rollin' Stone
August 02, 2004 - Don't You Tell Me to Deny It
July 30, 2004 - Kaleidoscope Whore
July 25, 2004 - Sleep to Dream
July 24, 2004 - No Beverly Hills, 90210
July 22, 2004 - French Cut
July 20, 2004 - ...And a Cowboy to Boot
July 18, 2004 - It Won't Be Long 'Til You'll Be Lying Limp in Your Own Hands
July 15, 2004 - Pigeonholed
July 14, 2004 - Pimento Loaf: It's Not Just for Sprinters
July 13, 2004 - For the Lack of Jujubees
July 09, 2004 - Skankalicious
July 07, 2004 - Not That There's Anything Wrong with That...
July 02, 2004 - Stayin' Alive
June 27, 2004 - All G'd Up
June 24, 2004 - 99 Red Luft Balloons
June 23, 2004 - Quite Right
June 20, 2004 - Keep it Under Wraps
June 19, 2004 - Your Vendetta is My Revenge
June 17, 2004 - Ashes to Ashes
June 13, 2004 - We're Doing It Again
June 12, 2004 - Absentee Ballot
June 07, 2004 - Vote Affleck for Prom King
June 07, 2004 - Old Time Reaganomics
June 05, 2004 - Maneater
June 04, 2004 - This Ain't No Lilith Fair Concert
June 02, 2004 - Appendages
June 02, 2004 - That Was Then, This is Dumb
June 01, 2004 - Cheeseburger in Paradise
May 28, 2004 - My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard
May 28, 2004 - My Doctor Says 'Mylanta'
May 27, 2004 - You've Got Gazpacho On Your Collar
May 25, 2004 - Stick A Fork In It: It's Done
May 22, 2004 - Never Assume It's Your Last
May 19, 2004 - So This Guy Walks Into a Bar...
May 18, 2004 - Get the Gist of Things
May 16, 2004 - Get Down On It
May 16, 2004 - Pat Benatar Said So
May 15, 2004 - The Long, Winding Road
May 11, 2004 - I Had an Operation on My Clavichord
May 10, 2004 - Go Ahead; You Can Laugh All You Want
May 09, 2004 - When It Rains, It Pours
May 08, 2004 - Yourself or Someone Like You
May 06, 2004 - Cue The Rembrants
May 05, 2004 - A Little Shimmy With Your Toast?
May 04, 2004 - This is How I Know You're Wrong
May 02, 2004 - Everybody! Everybody!
May 01, 2004 - Like a Good Neighbor...
April 29, 2004 - FYI
April 28, 2004 - Awards & Nominations
April 27, 2004 - When You Get Right Down to It...
April 27, 2004 - 'I' Before 'E'
April 26, 2004 - Hook'd On A Feeling
April 26, 2004 - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
April 25, 2004 - An Aversion to Chocolate
April 24, 2004 - I'd Look a Lot Sexier if You'd Just Turn Your Head the Other Way
April 24, 2004 - See, Hear, and Speak No Evil
April 23, 2004 - AJ Slater for President
April 22, 2004 - Get Outta Town
April 21, 2004 - You Go to My Head
April 20, 2004 - Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions on a Sesame Seed Bun
April 20, 2004 - Well, Don't Get Lonely Now
April 19, 2004 - You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
April 18, 2004 - Quilted Soft
April 17, 2004 - Kwame Broke A String
April 16, 2004 - Kokomo
April 15, 2004 - I Wish I Had the Words
April 14, 2004 - Telegraphic
April 13, 2004 - Androgyny
April 12, 2004 - Let's Drive Down to the Badlands
April 11, 2004 - Stream of Consciousness
April 10, 2004 - Perfection
April 08, 2004 - Score One for Natchez
April 05, 2004 - Hear Me Roar
April 03, 2004 - Loud Talkers
April 03, 2004 - No Such Thing
April 02, 2004 - A Sharp Left Turn
April 01, 2004 - I Told You I Loved You; Now Get Out
March 31, 2004 - Chinese Dumpster
March 29, 2004 - Doo-Wop, Doo-Wah
March 27, 2004 - Nolo Contendere
March 26, 2004 - August and Everything After
March 25, 2004 - Mall Rats
March 23, 2004 - We're Moving to Djibouti
March 22, 2004 - 5:22
March 20, 2004 - Cat Calls
March 19, 2004 - Spinster for Hire
March 18, 2004 - The Boy with the Arab Strap
March 18, 2004 - God Bless Constantine
March 17, 2004 - Kimono Dragon
March 15, 2004 - ...This is Your Brain On Drugs
March 15, 2004 - No Pain, No Gain?
March 14, 2004 - All Spent Up
March 13, 2004 - I Want a Picasso
March 12, 2004 - Some Things Are Better Off Forgotten
March 11, 2004 - Love Stinks
March 10, 2004 - Just Like Bouillabaisse
March 09, 2004 - I've Got Better Things to Do
March 08, 2004 - Yours Truly
March 07, 2004 - Adding Insult to Injury
March 06, 2004 - Sex Reminds Her of Eating Spaghetti
March 06, 2004 - Four Letter Words
March 05, 2004 - I Can Relate
March 04, 2004 - Pick and Choose
March 03, 2004 - Loser + Loser = Whatever
February 29, 2004 - O, Euclid!
February 27, 2004 - Karma Chameleon
February 26, 2004 - In Search of Delicious
February 26, 2004 - I Don't Think I Heard You
February 25, 2004 - Brinkster Stole My Gait
February 24, 2004 - It's Somebody's Anniversary
February 23, 2004 - Thanks A-Latte
February 21, 2004 - You're Standing on My Neck
February 21, 2004 - Getting Nowhere Fast
February 19, 2004 - I'm Half Spanish; See, I Cook Coke for Goya
February 18, 2004 - You Like Me! You Really Like Me!
February 18, 2004 - Suppose I Said I Am on My Best Behavior
February 16, 2004 - Budding Artist
February 14, 2004 - Post Haste
February 12, 2004 - Sabbatical
February 11, 2004 - Rotting Away
February 11, 2004 - Gobblygock
February 10, 2004 - In the Eyes of the Beholder
February 09, 2004 - That's Amore
February 07, 2004 - All Things Just Keep Getting Better
February 06, 2004 - I Don't Think You're Ready for this Jelly
February 05, 2004 - Brought to You by the Letter 'F'
February 05, 2004 - Boogie Nights
February 05, 2004 - I Wanna Be a College Dropout
February 04, 2004 - Fathers, Be Good to Your Daughters
February 03, 2004 - Rabbit, Rabbit
January 29, 2004 - Ouch! My Hand!
January 24, 2004 - And Viewers Like You!
January 23, 2004 - Only the Ends of the Red
January 22, 2004 - Below Freezing
January 21, 2004 - Innocent as a Choir Boy
January 20, 2004 - Ça Suffit
January 19, 2004 - Trashy
January 19, 2004 - Crazy/Beautiful
January 18, 2004 - Potty Mouth
January 18, 2004 - Just Call Me Mrs. Bloom, Please
January 17, 2004 - Magnum Wrapper
January 13, 2004 - Righty-O
January 11, 2004 - Conforming to the Left
January 10, 2004 - Name Brand Loyalty
January 10, 2004 - Next Time, I Promise
January 06, 2004 - Question?
January 05, 2004 - It Didn't Work Out the Way We Thought It Would
January 04, 2004 - Politik-ally Inkorrekt
January 03, 2004 - Third Person Omniscient
January 02, 2004 - Blast
January 01, 2004 - Left Unsaid
January 01, 2004 - Leverage
January 01, 2004 - The Oh-Four Shuffle

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