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November 12, 2003

Red with Embarrassment

I am officially ready for my period to END. Do you hear that, ovaries? It's OVER between us; I'm through. I don't want anything more to do with cramps and gushing blood and late night eating binges. I'm sick and tired of having to pee every thirty minutes; you've really overstayed your welcome. So don't come knockin' around here next month thinking you're going to get any sympathy from me. Hell, no. I'm not too interested in hosting the gushing floodgates of life for another week. And that goes for you too, fallopian tubes. The whole freaking lot of you can just take a hike.

Oh God, I need another taco...

Today's Soundtrack: "We Can't Be Friends," Deborah Cox and RL

Best Part of the Day: I got my paper done at 2:00 AM! Horray!

posted at 4:07 p.m.