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January 27, 2005
Score One More for Me
God.
Adam walked into class yesterday, plopped down in a seat near me and said (Clear as crystal, I swear!), "Hi, April."
Now get this. There were probably a million ZILLION, outstandingly hot and sexy things I could've said to him at that very moment. My mind was practically exploding with all the options. Should I wave? Blink my eyes? Nod my head? Smooch my lips together in that way that I find really obnoxious from most other girls, but for some reason I thought it might work on Adam?
I could've tell him that I enjoyed his video piece last Monday. And I might've mentioned that he was looking particularly hot with his hair unwashed and his torn jeans that showed his flannel plaid pajama pants underneath. Should I have told him I had eaten a taco salad for lunch with extra guacamole, and that guacamole always makes me h-h-horny? But most importantly, did I have the balls to say any of that to his face?
NO.
Being the loser I am, I quietly said, "Oh. Hi." And that was it.
THAT'S EFFING IT.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Today's Soundtrack: "My Stupid Mouth," John Mayer
Best Part of the Day: I am a total effing loser.
posted at 6:20 a.m.
