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July 24, 2003
Secret Agent Sistah
I realized last night that I will probably never, ever, ever, ever get to meet Prince William. That means that I have a buzzard's chance in Reno to date him, get engaged, marry, and have sex with him as the future Queen of England. No coronation ceremony. No time to jet set across Western Europe in my cool blue Aston convertible. No charitable engagement parties. No Sunday afternoon tea parties with the King of Greece. And no smoking pot outside of the palace with Prince Harry and Eugenie, the Duchess of York.
Dreams are so frail that way.
I'm going to have to live out another dream, I guess... Or at least die trying. Screw journalism, marketing, and public relations. I think I just might change my major this year to criminology so that I can join the CIA in the next two years. You know, be like Agent 99 on "Get Smart...?" Or like Halle Berry in "Die Another Day?" I could totally see that working: Running around Paris in pointy Jimmy Choos, being chased by Russian drug lords before hopping into my silver S Class Mercedes. And all without breaking a sweat.
Hell, yeah, that'd be good.
Today's Soundtrack: "Barely Breathing," Duncan Sheik
Best Part of the Day: Dinner at the Cheesecake Factory
Happy 33rd birthday, J-Lo!
posted at 11:41 p.m.
