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June 18, 2005

As Seen on TeeVee

If I were a truck driver, I wouldn't give rides to strangers on the highway, 'cause they always end up being serial killers, rapists, or guys like Pee Wee Herman. And there's nothing more distracting when you're driving than having to listen to a freaky hitchiker tell you about all the XXX-porno theatres he's masturbated in, and all the Cracker Barrels and Waffle House joints he's robbed along the way. I mean, everybody knows that.

...Right?

posted at 10:31 p.m.