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May 08, 2004

Yourself or Someone Like You

So we sell this fancy-schmancy sandalwood scented cologne and shaving cream for men, right? It smells so good. I never tried it until last night, when I had to help a customer with something in the back corner, and now I'm in love with it. It's got that real, soft and spicy man-smell to it; which is great, because most cologne usually smells like Old Spice to me. The stuff is so damn good that I want to smell it all day long, but seeing as how I can't wear it myself, I've got to go out and find a piece of man-meat to douse with this sandalwood spray.

That's right, guys. It won't be long before I find you all and hog tie you on the ground. Mothers, hide your sons. I'm comin' out with a vengeance.

posted at 8:22 a.m.

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