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July 29, 2003

Tooth Fairy, Beware

I've just managed to roll myself out of bed for work this morning, and I'm sad to report that I've got a fuzzy lining of all-around blah lining my teeth. They feel as though they've been lined with mittens while I was asleep or something. Horray.

You know you're a working stiff when that's pretty much the highlight of your day.

Yep.

And that's all, folks.

Oh, wait. I just remembered, that isn't all I had to say (I had to go back to the edit/delete entries thing just to write the rest of this). I have finally come to a concensus on the great "Is Jon gay or not?" mystery. The answer: yes.

How did I do it? How, with my great genius did I figure it out? Simple.

Exhibit A: The Express for Men tag hanging outside of his shirt on Saturday afternoon. More on this later

Exhibit B: The whiskerwashed, coffee-stained, wide end jeans he wore to work the following Sunday. Like I said, more on this later, too, I really, really have to get to work now

Today's Soundtrack: "One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces," Ben Folds Five

Best Part of the Day: Nothing, really.

posted at 7:23 a.m.

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