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September 15, 2005

Version Two Point Oh!

Ahh, it's good to be back again.

I'm not going to waste my time catching anyone up with the typical "What I Did On My Summer Vacation" stuff. I mean, if you really want me to ramble on, please, let me know. But the only people who are ever really interested in that stuff are cranky old church ladies who haven't seen you at services in nearly two months and want to know if there's any truth to the Sunday School gossip passed on outside the bathroom--It's good to see you again, honey. How've you been? Is your mother still drinking? Yes? That's too bad. Is it true you got knocked up by that guy at the Waffle House? No? Well, that's good. The Lord loves a virgin. I guess I'll see you and your family at next week's fish fry dinner. You say your father won't be coming? Ran off with that guy from the Waffle House? Well, you don't say...?!

You know I can't be having any of that, now can I?

Anyways, in case you haven't noticed, this is the new version of "Somebody," complete with a fancy-schmancy design and the cheesiest little Radio Blog toy I've ever seen. Many thanks to Lanni and The Little Brother for helping me with all the design headaches. I know I haven't been the easiest person to get along with.

I'm not completely sure if this diary is going to remain public for much longer... I have plans for locking it down within the next couple of weeks, so check your mailboxes for passwords. Thanks to everyone who wrote me back asking for them the first time around... It was nice to know there were still people around who care enough to keep reading.

So yeah... This is going to be a short welcome-back entry, mainly because I can't stand the fact that I'm sitting here in my pajamas after three in the afternoon. I have not showered, combed my hair, or brushed my teeth since Wednesday morning. I look like a crack head's prom date, complete with a corsage of spaghetti sauce resting upon the right side of my pajama camisole. Summer's been good to me, bitches.

posted at 2:50 p.m.