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June 20, 2004
Keep it Under Wraps
I wonder what would happen if I showed up to work tomorrow without wearing a bra.
Bitchypoo would have a fit, I know that much. There'd be a two hour lecture on the blossoming wonders of womanhood, and how it's important to represent the company in a conservative way by wearing appropriate brassieres.
"You just can't have your BOSOMS flopping out like a SACK OF BALLOONS! You're REPRESENTING the COMPANY, for Christ's sake!"
Ha ha... Bosoms.
I could probably throw a little nipple action to some of the freaks walking by the mall... Throw on some of that hot body massage oil that we carry in the store. Good stuff.
Awww, who am I kidding? I've got far too much up top to keep from strapping my pair of melons down with an underwire bra. Maybe I could start my rebellion real nice and easy by not wearing any underwear. Errr... or something.
posted at 10:12 p.m.
